I'll put up some stuff later.

in the mean time, be amused by this silly nursery rhyme:

All around the cobbler's bench
the monkey chased the weasel,
the monkey thought it was all in fun
POP goes the weasel.
A penny for spool of thread,
a penny for a needle
that's the way the money goes
POP goes the weasel.
Half a pound of two-penny rice,
half a pound of treacle
mix it up and make it nice
POP goes the weasel.